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ViestiKirjoittaja siviili2003 » 19.09.2011 22:01

Joku ystävällinen sielu on tekaissut Teslan fanittajille oman pelin, Wardenclyffe Tower:

http://www.funny-games.biz/tesla.html

siinä saa virtuaalisesti testata kuinka tehokasta onkaan torjua hyökkääjiä sähvöllä.
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ViestiKirjoittaja siviili2003 » 26.09.2011 21:19

Unet Talteen?

26.syyskuuta 2011


Univideoiden katselu kohta mahdollista, uutisen mukaan:


http://www.iltalehti.fi/ulkomaat/201109 ... 5_ul.shtml


Mitä jos voisit tallentaa ja katsoa uniasi? Tämä läpimurto voi johtaa siihen

Sunnuntai 25.9.2011 klo 23.43
Historiallisessa kokeessa tutkijat onnistuivat muuntamaan ihmisaivojen näköhavainnot videokuvaksi



terv: Jukka Kinnunen
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ViestiKirjoittaja siviili2003 » 08.12.2011 02:36

Pyhät Pyssyt! Holy Guns
täällä linkkejä joidenkin heppujen tekemiin teslapyssyihin:

http://steampunkchicago.com/articles/th ... cpt-flint/
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http://www.rmcybernetics.com/projects/D ... ma-gun.htm

akkuporakoneelle uutta käyttöö

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ViestiKirjoittaja siviili2003 » 17.03.2012 15:26

Minä liitän nämä ekstraterrestiaali jutut tänne huumoriosioon, kun en tiiä mitä muut näistä ajattelee, vaikka on tääkin joku tutkimus vakavalla mielellä tehty:


linkki: http://www.shorpy.com/node/12482

siellä on ensimmäisenä se apparaatti millä signaalit on vastaanotettu

Washington Post, August 27, 1924.
Weird “Radio Signal” Film
Deepens Mystery of Mars
Pictorially Recorded Messages Here Mere Tangles Mass of Dots and Dashes—Growing Wonderment May Bring Tenable Interpretation Theory.

The mystery surrounding strange radio signals heard in various parts of the world in the “nearest-to-earth” visit of Mars on Friday and Saturday was deepened yesterday, when the film in the special machine operated here to record such “signals” was developed photographically.

The result was a curious picturization of radio phenomenon. Thirty feet long and six inches wide, the chemically treated film showed, black on white, everything that was “picked up” out of the air in about 29 hours with a receiving apparatus adjusted to a wave length of 6,000 meters. The “messages” ranged from a fairly regular arrangement of dots and dashes, running the full length of the film down its left side, to pictures weirdly resembling a face, repeated at regular intervals on the right side of the film.

C. Francis Jenkins, inventor of the “radio photo message continuous transmission machine” used in the experiment in his laboratory, 1515 Connecticut avenue northwest, doubted that the recorded radio sounds had anything to do with Mars. He declared, however, that it was the most curious phenomenon ever photographed by his apparatus.

Mr. Jenkins was reluctant at first to have part of the film reproduced, fearing that it might be regarded by the public as a hoax. He was prevailed upon, however, because of the widespread interest in the experiment, to permit its reproduction. He wished it understood that it was a scientific curiosity, and not belief in the existence of intelligent beings on Mars, that caused him to use his machine for this purpose.

“I don't think the results have anything to do with Mars,” Mr. Jenkins said. “Quite likely the sounds recorded are the result of heterodyning, or interference of radio signals. The film shows a repetition, at intervals of about a half hour, of what appears to be a man's face. It's a freak which we can't explain.”

Dr. David Todd, professor emeritus of astronomy at Amherst college, who enlisted Mr. Jenkins' cooperation in the widespread “listening-in on Mars” plan which he organized, was equally at a loss to account for the freak results. He regarded the film seriously, however.

“We now have a permanent record which can be studied, and who knows, until we have studied it, just what these signals may have been? But the important thing is to have a record.”

“Three years ago Marconi was reported as saying he had heard signals from Mars. A few days ago he was quoted as saying he was too busy to listen to possible messages from Mars and that it was a ridiculous idea to do so. He changed his mind, and no one knows what he heard the first time. With our photograph, however, it is not a question of what one man heard. It is a permanent record, which all can study.”

Dr. Todd said he turned over about 12 feet of the developed film to William F. Friedman, chief of the code section in the office of the chief signal officer of the Army. Friedman, the astronomer said, will try to decipher the strange signals.

Another strip of the film will be submitted today by Mr. Jenkins to Dr. J.H. Dellinger, chief of the radio division of the bureau of standards. The inventor hopes the bureau's experts may be able to determine the cause of the curious record. He had expected no more than a blank on the film, and said he is certain the record could not be caused by a defect in operation of his apparatus. The film was the same kind used on other occasions, he asserted.

“As the film unwinds,” he explained, “an instrument passes over it from left to right 50 times every inch. An incoming sound causes a light to be flashed on the film, and this produces a black line.”

Discussing the striking resemblance of some of the “faces” on the film to artists' and writers' conceptions of the theoretical Martians, as shown in novels and pictures, Dr. Todd said:

“The Jenkins machine is perhaps the hypothetical Martians' best chance of making themselves known to earth. If they have, as well they may, a machine that now is transmitting earthward their 'close-up' of faces, scenes, buildings, landscapes and what not, their sunlight values having been converted into electric values before projection earthward, all these would surely register on the weirdly unique little mechanism. ”

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During the closest approach of Mars to the earth in August 1924 the U.S. Government ordered all radio transmitters in the country to maintain radio silence for 5 minutes on the hour, every hour for 2 days in which to listen for signals during the close transit with Mars [35,000,000 miles from Earth] from August 21 to August 23rd. This was called "National Radio Silence Day." All American military transmitters were ordered shut down during this time.

The leader of the project was Dr. David Peck Todd, former head of the Amherst College astronomy department and friend of Percival Lowell. .

Heading the operation for the Army was Major General Charles Saltzman and Admiral Edward W. Eberlen, Chief of Naval Operations.

World renowned code expert William F. Friedman, then Chief of the Code Section in the office of the Chief Signal Officer of the Army was standing by to translate any messages that may have come from Mars. Friedman became chief technical consultant to the National Security Agency in 1952 and two years later became the special assistant to the director of the National Security Agency.

At the US Naval Observatory a radio receiver was lifted 3000 meters above the ground in a dirigible tuned to a wavelength between 5 and 6 kilometers to record Martian signals during the silent periods. The U.S. Naval Observatory worked with Amherst College's newly developed "radio photo message continuous recording machine" or "Radio-Camera" invented by Francis Jenkins. This machine produced flashes of light that were recorded on film whenever an incoming radio wave was detected. On August 21st the Jenkins Radio-Camera was turned on. A roll of sensitized paper about thirty feet long and about six inches wide, slowly moved past a point of light modulated by electrical radio signals fed from an antenna on Todd's dirigible aimed at Mars.

After 36 hours of recording, the film was developed and Francis Jenkins, the machine's inventor, told a press conference that the device had received signals. In addition to a fairly regular arrangement of dots and dashes clusters of signals which seemed to appear every thirty minutes. The film also showed:

"a repetition at intervals of about a half hour what appears to be a human face."

These strange patterns were reported to the public five days later on August 28, 1924 in the New York Times

The development of the photographic film of the radio signals for the 29 hour period while Mars was close to Earth, deepens the mystery of the dots and dashes heard by widely separated powerful stations. The film disclosed in black and white a regular arrangement of dots and dashes along one side. On the other, at about evenly spaced intervals, are curiously jumbled groups, each taking the form of a crudely drawn face.

The film record of the radio signals was later sent to Virginia Military Institute where it was confiscated by the NSA (National Security Agency).

The general description of this experiment is derived from accounts carried in the Washington Post, August 21-22, 1924. The New York Times, August 23, 1924. & Edwards Frank, Flying Saucers -Serious Business. Published in 1966 Pages 75-78
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ViestiKirjoittaja siviili2003 » 09.04.2012 21:37

itteeni on askarruttanu että millä hitolla sitä sain oman pätkivän muistin korjattua, siis jollain teknisellä apuvälineellä, kun nuo maanteiden papparazzit on aina himokuvaamassa minua.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zOhQhXP ... re=related

ehkä yllämainittu video eräästä kalleimmasta navigaattorista voisi edesauttaa kehittelytyössä, varsinkin sen videon kohdassa 1:10 esiintyvä liikennemerkkien lukulaite.
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ViestiKirjoittaja Vipunen » 10.04.2012 02:04

Tällä videolla olisi tarjolla tehokasta jarrua sisulla ja perkeleillä http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 8eEH7oozxo
"Kaikkea on opeteltu, mutta kaikkea ei ole käsketty teherä".
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ViestiKirjoittaja Vipunen » 10.04.2012 02:16

"Kaikkea on opeteltu, mutta kaikkea ei ole käsketty teherä".
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ViestiKirjoittaja siviili2003 » 19.04.2012 19:51

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lmh4X6hiSo



Pojalla näkkyy olevan induktiosilmukka, pari kierrosta paksua jatkojohto lenkkiä pöydän päällä, ja toiset samanlaiset näkymättömissä pöydän alla, lamppu näkkyy olevan ledi lamppu (ei ota juurikaan tehoja). Varsinainen Aprilli päivän pila totta tosiaan Dr. Lirpa Sloof, ( lue sanat takaperin: foolS apriL, katso sanakirjasta mitä sanat tarkoittaa).

Sitten näät varmaan kaiken kahtena kun katsot sitä puolijohde piirroskuvaa siinä videon lopussa Tip0ff0401 ( tossa on kätketty viesti iha varmasti, toi 0401, tarkottaa varmaan tämän pilavideon tekopäivää 1 pvä huhtikuuta).

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next video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz-Lupbn ... ure=relmfu

juu, sama vitsi, mutta eri paketissa.

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next video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skAePZGg ... ure=fvwrel

Joo, .....hiii hi hi haa ha haa haa, ei naurata yhtää eihä?

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next video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7A5xfZgBz8

..Ei. ei ennää, naurut on naurettu.. ohhoh huh huh...

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next video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAakZTR_ ... re=related

Näkkyy toimivan, mutta lienee aika hupa taskulampun patterille, mut sitten olis ihmettä kerrakseen jos jättäs pois sen 1.5 voltin patterin heti käynnistyksen jälkeen.

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next video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glRuwV9I ... ure=fvwrel

Näkyy tämäkin toimivan, huomaatko kuinka oikeanpuolen reunimmaisen lampun pallo on rikki, mutta silti vaa pallaa, se on näitä 3 watin ledi pallovalo jäljitelmiä, niinkuin kaikki muutkin.


just joo ;)
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ViestiKirjoittaja siviili2003 » 19.04.2012 20:13

Vipunen kirjoitti:Tällä videolla olisi tarjolla tehokasta jarrua sisulla ja perkeleillä http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 8eEH7oozxo


No, nyt varmaa ymmärtää jokainen paikallis alkuperäisväestön raivon? kun suomipoika joutuu kiroilemaan, niin tosi kyseessä, siellä lopuksi luvatun maan kansalainen esitteli ympärileikkaustaan (se videon kuvaan laitettu musta nuolimerkki)
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ViestiKirjoittaja siviili2003 » 19.04.2012 20:34

Vipunen kirjoitti:Pääsiäisenä saa lammasta http://www.iltalehti.fi/iltvuutiset/201 ... 0_v0.shtml


vastauksena tähän että tämän tykylevitsin kotivideoilla (1533 videota) on varmasti enemmän kuin 10 miljoonaa katselukertaa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ekrvDV ... ure=relmfu

tätäkin videoo on katsonut jo 41020 latausta.

#edittiä

10 miljoonan katselukerran rajapyykki on ohi jo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpOu3UDq ... ure=relmfu
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